APT Gives Thanks...

...to the misfits and athletic freaks that make up the Golden State Warriors. Not because they win. In fact they are 5-9 on the season. But this crew has STYLE. And while we at APT may have limited STYLE, we know that shit when we see it. Gentlemen, we salute you.

Dolph Lundgren look-a-like, Latvia's favorite son, Andris Biedrins

The Mayor, Stephen Jackson

The Rookie, Anthony Randolph

and Coach Don Nelson

When these dudes ball the rules of traditional hoops are thrown out the window. Every guy is a power forward and a point guard. They are all like 6-6 with mad hops, sick handles, and the green light to shoot it from anywhere in the gym. Tom Cruise reckless!

They bring the Oak-Town izzle to the fleet tonight. So if you are an addict and wish to ruin a family gathering or a classy cocktail party, flip on the TV around 730 and watch the NBA's answer to the Globetrotters.