Saturday, June 21, 2008

Emergency on Planet Earth

Among all the Celtics action, this dutiful and poorly groomed scribe missed a serious news event. APT hero Matthew McConaughey is in great peril and he needs your help. View his plea for help. His composure under the circumstances is inspiring.

Word on the street is NASA's top specialists are working around the clock to ensure that the situation is remedied painlessly, virtually gauranteeing a Fool's Gold sequel. Thank you science.

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