Monday, February 28, 2011

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Monday, February 21, 2011


With King Roomie Rock unavailable, members of the APT universe took to an interstellar space station to watch Sunday's NBA All-Star Game. After much deliberation (drinking), Kobe Bryant taking the game way too seriously, and observing one too many errant passes, we decided to create our very own All-Star teams. Forged in our image.

The draft rules were vague. The only clear cut rule being a player could appear on only one roster.

Team Name: We Read 2 Kidz
Coach: B-Nice
Lead Assistant: Justin Beiber
Point Guard: Steve Nash
Shooting Guard: Luke Walton
Small Forward: LeBron James
Power Forward: Dirk Nowitzki
Center : Pau Gasol
Strengths: Shooting, Literate, Multi-Lingual, Floppy Hair
Weaknesses: Luke Walton, Too Nice

Team Name: First Blood
Coach: El Manicero
Lead Assistant: Woody Harrelson
Point Guard: Derek Rose
Shooting Guard: Ray Allen
Small Forward: Kevin Durant
Power Forward: Kevin Garnett
Center: Andrew Bynum
Strengths: Scoring, Defense, Woody's Got Herb
Weaknesses: Injury (Bynum, Garnett), Woody Wants to Play

Team Name: Never Kobe.
Coach: W2
Lead Assistant: Scarlett Johansson
Point Guard: Russell Westbrook
Shooting Guard: Manu Ginobli
Small Forward: Carmelo Anthony
Power Forward: Lamar Odom
Center: Joakim Noah
Strengths: Hottest Groupies, ScoJo
Weaknesses: Melodrama, Westbrook Doesn't Party

Team Name: Power Ball
Coach: Sir Thomas of Doyle
Lead Assistant: Axl Rose
Point Guard: Rajon Rondo
Shooting Guard: Dwayne Wade
Small Forward: Andre Iguadola
Power Forward: Amare Stoudemire
Center: Kendrick Perkins
Strengths: Technical Fouls, Defense, Axl's Got Coke
Weaknesses: Axl's Got Coke

Glaring Omissions: Brain Scalibrine, Matt Bonner, AK-47, Kobe Bryant, Dwight Howard, Deron Williams, Chris Paul, Rudy Fernandez, Delonte West, Stan Van Gundy
come for the game...stay for the chips...

Friday, February 18, 2011

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Ridonkulous!!!! Odd Future.

This rap crew from L.A. just kill it....

Odd Future television debut, live on Jimmy Fallon (which means the Roots backing them up!):


apt tribute

peace to 4 gilman st.

Friday, February 11, 2011

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Thursday, February 3, 2011

The Day the Music Died

For those in the know - without cable TV - ATDHE.NET was the bizness. NBA. International Soccer. Simpsons re-runs. The list goes on. But thanks to Homeland Security, not anymore. RIP. You were to good to be true.

Update: We're Back!

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

the d

great story, great tribute...
amazing city, amazing people...americans love to poke fun at the d but it's an american story that polarizes...
more here

in other news...
recommended...move with alba