Showing posts with label NBA. Show all posts
Showing posts with label NBA. Show all posts
Friday, October 14, 2011
Rondo!!!!!!!
Are those the Washington Generals? Seriously, who the hell is that team he is playing against. I think I play pick-up at USM with one of those dudes.
NBA needs to start soon!
Via Hardwood Paroxysm.
Monday, September 26, 2011
Friday, September 16, 2011
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
Monday, February 21, 2011
All APT
With King Roomie Rock unavailable, members of the APT universe took to an interstellar space station to watch Sunday's NBA All-Star Game. After much deliberation (drinking), Kobe Bryant taking the game way too seriously, and observing one too many errant passes, we decided to create our very own All-Star teams. Forged in our image.
The draft rules were vague. The only clear cut rule being a player could appear on only one roster.
Team Name: We Read 2 Kidz
Coach: B-Nice
Lead Assistant: Justin Beiber
Point Guard: Steve Nash
Shooting Guard: Luke Walton
Small Forward: LeBron James
Power Forward: Dirk Nowitzki
Center : Pau Gasol
Strengths: Shooting, Literate, Multi-Lingual, Floppy Hair
Weaknesses: Luke Walton, Too Nice
Team Name: First Blood
Coach: El Manicero
Lead Assistant: Woody Harrelson
Point Guard: Derek Rose
Shooting Guard: Ray Allen
Small Forward: Kevin Durant
Power Forward: Kevin Garnett
Center: Andrew Bynum
Strengths: Scoring, Defense, Woody's Got Herb
Weaknesses: Injury (Bynum, Garnett), Woody Wants to Play
Team Name: Never Kobe.
Coach: W2
Lead Assistant: Scarlett Johansson
Point Guard: Russell Westbrook
Shooting Guard: Manu Ginobli
Small Forward: Carmelo Anthony
Power Forward: Lamar Odom
Center: Joakim Noah
Strengths: Hottest Groupies, ScoJo
Weaknesses: Melodrama, Westbrook Doesn't Party
Team Name: Power Ball
Coach: Sir Thomas of Doyle
Lead Assistant: Axl Rose
Point Guard: Rajon Rondo
Shooting Guard: Dwayne Wade
Small Forward: Andre Iguadola
Power Forward: Amare Stoudemire
Center: Kendrick Perkins
Strengths: Technical Fouls, Defense, Axl's Got Coke
Weaknesses: Axl's Got Coke
Glaring Omissions: Brain Scalibrine, Matt Bonner, AK-47, Kobe Bryant, Dwight Howard, Deron Williams, Chris Paul, Rudy Fernandez, Delonte West, Stan Van Gundy
The draft rules were vague. The only clear cut rule being a player could appear on only one roster.
Team Name: We Read 2 Kidz
Coach: B-Nice
Lead Assistant: Justin Beiber
Point Guard: Steve Nash
Shooting Guard: Luke Walton
Small Forward: LeBron James
Power Forward: Dirk Nowitzki
Center : Pau Gasol
Strengths: Shooting, Literate, Multi-Lingual, Floppy Hair
Weaknesses: Luke Walton, Too Nice
Team Name: First Blood
Coach: El Manicero
Lead Assistant: Woody Harrelson
Point Guard: Derek Rose
Shooting Guard: Ray Allen
Small Forward: Kevin Durant
Power Forward: Kevin Garnett
Center: Andrew Bynum
Strengths: Scoring, Defense, Woody's Got Herb
Weaknesses: Injury (Bynum, Garnett), Woody Wants to Play
Team Name: Never Kobe.
Coach: W2
Lead Assistant: Scarlett Johansson
Point Guard: Russell Westbrook
Shooting Guard: Manu Ginobli
Small Forward: Carmelo Anthony
Power Forward: Lamar Odom
Center: Joakim Noah
Strengths: Hottest Groupies, ScoJo
Weaknesses: Melodrama, Westbrook Doesn't Party
Team Name: Power Ball
Coach: Sir Thomas of Doyle
Lead Assistant: Axl Rose
Point Guard: Rajon Rondo
Shooting Guard: Dwayne Wade
Small Forward: Andre Iguadola
Power Forward: Amare Stoudemire
Center: Kendrick Perkins
Strengths: Technical Fouls, Defense, Axl's Got Coke
Weaknesses: Axl's Got Coke
Glaring Omissions: Brain Scalibrine, Matt Bonner, AK-47, Kobe Bryant, Dwight Howard, Deron Williams, Chris Paul, Rudy Fernandez, Delonte West, Stan Van Gundy
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Countdown!
I can't wait for Wednesday night at the Fleet. Nugs vs. Celts. 7pm.
JR Smith watch is on! Peep 2009-2010 in game dunk of the year!
And the return of Employee #8!
JR Smith watch is on! Peep 2009-2010 in game dunk of the year!
And the return of Employee #8!
Sunday, November 21, 2010
Saturday, November 13, 2010
Friday, November 12, 2010
Friday, November 5, 2010
Thursday, October 28, 2010
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
ESPN 30 for 30: Once Brothers
Premiering tonight at 8pm: Hoops, war, tight jeans, foreign accents, and cigarettes. Many cigarettes.
Friday, September 24, 2010
Thursday, September 16, 2010
From Russia with Love, I'm Still Here
Andrei Kirilenko, a Russian born NBAer known as AK 47 (a reference to his jersey number and not his affiliation with the Russian Secret Service), is easily one of the most stylistically unique players in the NBA.
This painting, unearthed by way of SLC Dunk, is tremendous and somehow captures his ability to channel both the powers of eagle and bear on court.
That, or it artfully addresses his Russian and American affiliations. Whatever the case, click HERE for some resounding proof of his prowess.
It is worth noting, that the dude takes the game so seriously that sometimes he even cries like a wounded animal when he plays poorly.
Good news for the Beargle though. I am told by my hoops guru (pictured above), that when an animal cries or whines excessively you simply include some White Chestnut Flower Essence (?) in the evening soup and everything is as right as rain.
And if this post doesn't toast your oats, catch recent posts by Dr. D or Roomie's succinct ode to Claude Chabrol.
Also, Mr. Phoenix gets all Andy Kauffman taking drinks with Elvis while being sport humped by Borat in Casey Affleck's NEWEST directorial opus.
Weekend is coming. Peace.
This painting, unearthed by way of SLC Dunk, is tremendous and somehow captures his ability to channel both the powers of eagle and bear on court.
That, or it artfully addresses his Russian and American affiliations. Whatever the case, click HERE for some resounding proof of his prowess.
It is worth noting, that the dude takes the game so seriously that sometimes he even cries like a wounded animal when he plays poorly.
Good news for the Beargle though. I am told by my hoops guru (pictured above), that when an animal cries or whines excessively you simply include some White Chestnut Flower Essence (?) in the evening soup and everything is as right as rain.
And if this post doesn't toast your oats, catch recent posts by Dr. D or Roomie's succinct ode to Claude Chabrol.
Also, Mr. Phoenix gets all Andy Kauffman taking drinks with Elvis while being sport humped by Borat in Casey Affleck's NEWEST directorial opus.
Weekend is coming. Peace.
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
NBA JAM!, Casanova
For the record, I don't play video games. Anymore.
But, there was a time when my fitness regiment consisted solely of a double cheeseburger and 2 hours worth of NBA JAM at the local multiplex. 1991, where did you go?
Now, EA Sports is rolling out a brand new version for the Nintendo Wii. Here are the East rosters for my hoop heads, and take a look at the art direction for all you hipster computer nerds and high flying wannabes.
And for the record, the best American films are comic books. Get up on THIS mind altering look at the superspy genre.
James Bond, eat my peyote!
But, there was a time when my fitness regiment consisted solely of a double cheeseburger and 2 hours worth of NBA JAM at the local multiplex. 1991, where did you go?
Now, EA Sports is rolling out a brand new version for the Nintendo Wii. Here are the East rosters for my hoop heads, and take a look at the art direction for all you hipster computer nerds and high flying wannabes.
And for the record, the best American films are comic books. Get up on THIS mind altering look at the superspy genre.
James Bond, eat my peyote!
Monday, August 9, 2010
Wale
More about Nothing. Mixtape flavor.
Guest spot by APT favorite, Kevin Durant aka Presidential Snub (see Roomie's post above for context).
Monday, May 10, 2010
Sunday, April 11, 2010
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Streak Over
Perhaps y'all have been watching the Olympics or maybe hanging at your local multiplex catching the latest Oscar hopefuls. One thing is for certain, APT scribe W2 has been near his computer monitoring the Association closely.
In case you missed it, Oklahoma City sensation Kevin Durant has the Thunder climbing the charts in the Western Conference. The Texas product and first time all-star has dropped at least 25 points in something like 29 straight games. Jordan did it 40 times.
Last night OKC was looking for ten straight agaist the Suns. Celtics crusher, and high flyer JRich had a little something to say about it though. Put your American flags away, peep the highlights, and get up on the get down.
And...THIS is mandatory viewing!
In case you missed it, Oklahoma City sensation Kevin Durant has the Thunder climbing the charts in the Western Conference. The Texas product and first time all-star has dropped at least 25 points in something like 29 straight games. Jordan did it 40 times.
Last night OKC was looking for ten straight agaist the Suns. Celtics crusher, and high flyer JRich had a little something to say about it though. Put your American flags away, peep the highlights, and get up on the get down.
And...THIS is mandatory viewing!
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Rapping Dunking Christmas Puppets
Lupe Fiasco, KRS-One, Kobe Bryant and LeBron James.
Nike may be corporate as HELL, but like I have been told, they know how to go viral. Plus I am always up for KRS-One on the vinyl.
Nike may be corporate as HELL, but like I have been told, they know how to go viral. Plus I am always up for KRS-One on the vinyl.
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